Day 10 Coober Pedy
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| underground |
Local news flash – Police are on the lookout for individual
or individuals wearing an old pair of Keens sandals and trying to get into
disabled toilets. They were spotted earlier hooning around on a flash looking
gopher but eluded police when they had to stop the chase when they crossed into
the other lane of traffic making it too dangerous for police to follow. Well
the last bit is a bit far, but the first bit is true, WE GOT ROBBED!
It ended off a not too flash night. I took Maureen out to
dinner at the flashest
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| Happy Birthday |
restaurant in town Umbertos and first we had to get into
it as it is on the top floor and no lifts! So we had to drive round the corner
to go up the hill and enter there. It is quite funny as the front of hotel is
very flash but around the back is the dump area and you can see all the vents
from the underground part. We went into the restaurant and settled down for a
meal.
Me I went for the meat and potatoes and Maureen went for the
healthy options, more fool her. Her entrée was a
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| Hotel roof |
vegetarian wrap with quandong
chutney. The chutney was delicious but the rest was fine. Her main was a Thai
beef salad that was dry with no dressing at all and just dry lettuce leaves. My
pork belly was fabulous.
Back at camp I went and had a shower and when I got back to
Girt I parked the Beast out side and chucked in my towel and clothes and left
my sandals and the toilet key in the basket of the beast. When we got up this
morning, I went outside and started grumbling about how far Maureen
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| View of the town |
had shifted
it and then when I got to it with my soft feet, saw that the basket had been
cleaned out so I grumbled again the Maureen had been at work. Somehow her
spidey sense kicked in and she said what you on about. I said she had moved my
gopher and taken my shoes etc, she said she hadn’t touched it, a likely excuse!
Then I noticed the Beast’s key had been swapped around and she was a lot
dirtier. Sure enough we had been burgled. They had taken her from just outside
our window and neither one of us heard a thing! They have broken my mirror off
so I cannot look at myself driving down the road but other than that, the
keens, a green exercise book, and the key, that was all, and they returned it.
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| Happy Birthday |
The plan today is to go into town and get myself re-shod and
do some opal shopping.
We went into town and Maureen filed a police report. They
said if we had rung straight away they would have come out with fingerprint
stuff and asked us if we had seen any footprints. If we had seen footprints in
the rocks here I would have been able to track them down myself. It turn out
that they also stole our spare set of keys, so one of us was getting paranoid
about it so we drove back to Girt to check the master criminals had not
returned. Maureen parked the beast in front of the door to slow them down.
Anyhow off we went to get new shoes for me.
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| Happy..hang on I already said that |
The Police suggested a couple of places to go to and we
ended up at Jennies Warehouse. The lovely lady in the shop brought a selection
of shoes out to the car for me to try on after Maureen told hr about me and we
soon had a new set of sandals. First time I used a carpark as a fitting room.
From the shoe place, Maureen spied the opal shop we visited
last time we were here and off she went prospecting. Naturally enough they had
some really nice items and we resolved to go and have lunch down the road at
John’s. It was a small café but lovely food and it was situated next to some
opal shops, how convenient. Maureen went off prospecting again and I read the
local paper. There was an ad in it for an underground house with 3 bedrooms,
but ended with a “or dig some more” at the
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| Tia???? |
end. After lunch we drove down the
road further and dropped into the opal cave and guess what, more really nice
items. Maureen had narrowed it down to two and the lady brought them out to the
car for me to look at. Both were lovely and we agreed we would have a think
about them.
Back out to the van to check on Girt and then into another
opal place we visited last time. They again a lovely selection of items but
Maureen had it down to 2 shops so back we went and at the first one, she had
the lady bring them out to the car to show me but I thought the other place
looked better. Back to the opal cave and when we said we wanted both, we got a
hefty discount and then we bought Tia a present as well. Many dollars later we
left the shop and drove back to Girt.
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| Dig more rooms |
As we are writing this up there was a knock on the door and
who should it be but Officer ???? , have to keep it quiet for security reasons,
I am sure you will understand, either that or we forgot to ask him is name. Anyhow,
he had come out to update us on the crime (I am sure he said Major Crime). He had
viewed the video footage here from the security ccamera, but no one suspicious had
come through the front gate. He had also talked to the crime lords here (the group
of kids who are most often in trouble) who denied any responsibility, as they
would, the master criminals that they obviously are! He was sorry that he could
not do more. I suggested a late night visit with rubber hoses to beat the truth
out of them, but he just shook his head and wandered off. So the theft of the
century will have to go
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| Police report |
unsolved. The caravan park people said that they had
had some army chaps visiting last night and maybe they might of done it, but my
money is still on the local mafia.
Breaking news!!! This is like channel 9 but without all the exaggeration
or dramatics! The keys have been found. Maureen was walking to the office to
give them a briefing on the Police update, those bits permitted that were not
covered by security reasons, and there in the middle of the road that we and
police had just driven over looking for
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| Visit from the Po Po - crime spree update |
them, were the keys! I would cross live
to Maureen for more updates but she refused to take the camera or be filmed!
It is still a mystery as to who took the Beast MkII for a
joy ride, who stole my 5 year old sandals (obviously knew quality when they saw
it) and who returned. I suppose we will have to wait for the cold case people
to solve or a Royal Inquest to look into the facts. At least Maureen will get a
good nights sleep.
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| Poor old violated Beast MkII |